Give Me Liberty…But Not Death

 

Meet Chapman.

 

 

 

Just the name inspires fear throughout the courthouse.  Officials recently traveled to Cuyahoga Falls, OH to sit down with John Edward Chapman, part of the Henderson NCAA Tournament’s efforts to get to know its participants better.  In a no-holds-barred interview, Chapman – part-time city prosecutor of widowed and orphaned utility cheats – discussed his commitment to fighting crime, aversion to broccoli and prospects for his beloved Mountaineers.  Some highlights:

 

Age:  29. Several times.

 

Years Participating in Henderson NCAA Tournament: depends on who you ask

 

Has a soft spot for: Margaret Thatcher

 

Cries: never

 

Favorite Team: West Virginia Mountaineers

 

Fans will remember: Dick Vitale screaming “oh - are you kidding me!” while Chapman streaked across court during ’03 Southeastern semi-finals

 

Notable: Only contestant to have all scenes cut from “Dancing with the Stars”

 

Quotable: “I’ve done the math. It works” – stumping for his plan to eliminate seniors to “Save Social Security” during ’04 campaign for Congress

 

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